dancing will be my mating call in college
(Source: piperme)
(Source: charizard87)
Girl Code: Compliments
So true, and I love how she just comes in with the knees thing.
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Think of yourself as Batman and your vagina as Gotham City and you gotta protect it from bad guys and stuff.
Girl Code (via youdonthavetohideyourself)
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When you masturbate and think of your boyfriend instead of Ryan Gosling doing sit ups…you’re super whipped.
(via -whatabeautifuldisaster)
Hahahahahahaha
Girls look for guys like we shop for bras, we want someone who holds our boobs, that’s fun and supportive.
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Every girl wants to be told she’s pretty - even if its coming from a six year old
Girl Code (via is-it-saturday-yet)
(Source: atwbobby)
| Carly Aquilino: | the strongest form of birth control has always been my personality |
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Best. Night. Ever.
| future child: | mom can you tell me a story |
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| me: | sure |
| me: | this is the story of a girl |
| future child: | what |
| me: | WHO CRIED A RIVER AND DROWNED THE WHOLE WORLD |
God bless you, Gabe Perez.
is nobody going to mention that their mascot is apparently satan?
I haven’t reblogged this in at least a year and a half. Still just as funny.
via lolsofunny=)
(via aubieknell)
